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Next batch: shipping March 30, 2026

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Each machine is hand-assembled and tested in our workshop in France.
You'll receive an email as soon as your machine enters the final assembly phase.

the absurdly fun creature that cheerfully messes with your expectations of tech.

La machine est une créature technologique délicieusement absurde conçue pour égayer vos journées, et rien de plus ! À contre-courant des technologies utilitaires et productivistes qui vous poussent constamment à en faire plus, la machine se contente simplement de générer une combinaison infinie de sons et de mouvements excentriques une fois activée. Actionnez la manette et préparez-vous à être bluffé.

A personality, not a program

Moods: Docile, playful, or downright insolent.
Presence: She gently extends her arm if you ignore her too long.
Memory: She develops her own personality through your interactions.

A manifesto on your desk

Dimensions	7 x 7 x 7 cm (perfect cube)
Weight	280g (designed for optimal stability)
Electronic architecture	Espressif ESP32-C3 microcontroller
Audio	Built-in 1W 4 Ohms speaker (high-fidelity generative sounds)
Power & Battery	2000mAh Li-ion battery. About 3 months autonomy. Charging via USB-C port.
Connectivity & Programming	USB-C port for charging and flashing. Compatible with Arduino IDE and Web Serial updates.
Materials	PMMA Plastic shell (high-quality glossy finish)
Warranty	2 years (fully repairable)
Certifications	CE, FCC, RoHS
Included in the box	La Machine, Quick start guide (USB-C cable not included)

Design

Designed by the legendary design studio Elium Studio, la machine's bold colors and geometric shapes are inspired by the vibrant spirit of Ettore Sottsass.

Thousands of sounds and movements

Each interaction unveils a unique, meticulously handcrafted blend of movements and sounds. This joyful unpredictability creates an irresistible experience that keeps you coming back for more.

A living machine

la machine seeks attention! If left alone for too long, it gently extends its arm to remind you it's there. Sometimes, it might even refuse to cooperate, adding to its charm.

Open Source and customizable

Powered by the popular ESP32 microcontroller, la machine is 100% open source (electronics, software and mechanics). Program it your way (via Arduino IDE) and change the sounds or interaction mechanisms.

Sustainable and repairable

Made from recycled plastic, every component is designed to be easily replaced — no planned obsolescence here. It's built to last and easy to repair.

Made in France

la machine is entirely designed and manufactured in France in Burgundy. By choosing la machine, you're also supporting our local economy and French craftsmanship :-)

Two years, that's the legal requirement. But it's also fully repairable with normal tools and standard spare parts.

The parts we buy are standard components (servo motor, speaker and switches). The others can be remade if needed using the provided schematics. la machine is 100% Open Source and repairable.

Yes, we ship throughout Europe, USA and Canada. Shipping is free and included in the price. Any customs fees (outside EU) are your responsibility.

Because you probably already have three in your drawers! This way we reduce unnecessary electronic waste. It charges with any standard phone charger.

Absolutely. Cancel anytime before shipping with our no-hassle refund guarantee for a full refund — no questions asked.

Yes, la machine comes in premium packaging. However, please note it is not a toy and is not suitable for children under 14.

About 3 months in normal use. When it needs charging, la machine stays open and will gradually close as it charges.

Yes! la machine uses an ESP32. You can use Arduino IDE to modify its sounds or behaviors. It's the perfect playground for makers.

No! And that's a feature in itself. la machine works autonomously, without WiFi or Bluetooth. No data collected, no account to create. She is 100% private.

You can update la machine's behavior via its USB-C port using simply a compatible browser (Chrome, Edge...) on our website.

Human-scale production

Unlike mass-produced electronics, la machine is assembled at the pace of our workshop in Burgundy, France. We only produce 150 units per week.

Each unit is hand-assembled, programmed, and tested.

Made in France 100% Repairable

Embrace la machine with peace of mind

Free cancellation

Having second thoughts? We'll refund you immediately, no questions asked.

Zero obsolescence

la machine is fully repairable and 100% Open Source.

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